what do you get when you add 4657 to 7854 then subtract 678 and divide the answer by 62

a headache

what do you get if you come acrossa centipede and a parrot?

a walkie-talkie

 what kind of a keyboard does a astronaut like best ?

the space bar

 what do baby ape's sleep in ?

ape-ricots

 what do you say to a policman who spent 8 hours on the intenet?

oh give it arrest

which insect isn't good at soccer?

thumble-bee

 why do you keep doing the backstroke?

i just had lunch and don't want to swim on a ful stomach

 what's grey and coverd in salt?

a koala eating chips

 what do cats write notes on?

scratch paper

 doctor doctor i keep thinking i'm a dog?

sit on the couch and we will talk about it     but i'm not allowed on the couch